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Nov 29, 20242 min read
Just Cause Developers Decide to Bomb Real Villages to Make Next Game "As Realistic As Possible"
Some call it research, other call it war crimes. Avalanche studios is looking to blow up real villages for their video game.

Peanut
Nov 28, 20242 min read
Stellar Blade Announces Pornhub Collaboration – Because That’s Probably Why Everyone Was Playing the Game Anyway
Stellar Blade's stellar buns are crossing over with Pornhub. It is the collaboration that everyone was waiting for!

Peanut
Nov 27, 20243 min read
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth Secret Date Discovered: Cloud in His Room Alone, "Jerkin' It" to Bathing Suit Tifa Photo
Cloud may be more relatable of a character than we thought. He jerks off to Tifa in a bathing suit photo just like us!

Peanut
Nov 26, 20242 min read
Concord to Be the Only Game Nominated for This Year's Game Awards... for Every Category
We may have all judged Concord a little too harshly. It turns out that not only was every single person wrong about it being a bad game,...

Peanut
Nov 25, 20243 min read
Xbox Announces New Strategy is to “Just Give Up” in Hopes Competition Will Feel Sorry for Them
Xbox has tried nothing and they are all out of ideas. It seems the next best thing to do is to just give up.

Peanut
Nov 22, 20242 min read
Gearbox Agrees to Let Dying Fan Play Borderlands 4 Early, Then Kills Him
Gearbox has graciously gifted a dying man his wish of playing Borderland 4 early. Too bad that means they had to kill him too.

Peanut
Nov 21, 20242 min read
Nintendo to End Online Services for Anyone Named Norbert
Norbert is an awful name, so Nintendo is ending all online services for anyone who has it. Including a man who slept with Doug Bowsers wife

Peanut
Nov 20, 20241 min read
Which Video Game Character is The Hottest?
Our Weekly Poll which changes at the start of each week!

Peanut
Nov 20, 20242 min read
Geoff Keighley to Say Random Syllables for Streamer of the Year Award Just to See If Anyone Notices a Difference
Geoff Keighley understands what gamers want at The Game Awards. Muppet cut-away gags and Trailers. Not awards for stupid streamers.

Peanut
Nov 19, 20242 min read
IguanaBee Apologizes for Terrible King Kong Game: Their Next Game Will Be What Fans Want: Kong’s Life as a Jewish Person
The latest King Kong game stunk bad. This fresh new idea hopes to give fans "Exactly what they want."

Peanut
Nov 18, 20242 min read
Next Smash Bros. Game to Feature Only Kirby, Creator Sakurai Says: "I’m Tired, Boss," with a Single Tear Down His Cheek
Sakurai will be forced to make one more Smash Bros game. If anything is clear, it is that he is very very tired.

Peanut
Nov 15, 20242 min read
Steam Deck Renamed to "The Stitch" to Confuse Parents During the Holiday Shopping Season — Kind of Sounds Like "Switch"
Elegant but dangerous. Steam's new marketing strategy for the Steam deck is sure to upset Nintendo lawyers this holiday season.

Peanut
Nov 14, 20242 min read
Mass Effect TV Series to Feature Full Frontal Nudity of Alien Wrex, Shepard Rumored to Play More of a "Cuck" Role
Do you love Mass Effect? Well you better love butt-naked Wrex too because that is all your going to get in new Mass Effect TV show.

Peanut
Nov 13, 20242 min read
Ubisoft Announces 6 New Avatar Games All at Once, Each Expected to Sell Less Than the Last
Ubisoft has once again managed to capture some magic. The magic of horrible business decisions. Even James Cameron doesn't like this.

Peanut
Nov 12, 20242 min read
Nintendo Switch 2 Simply Titled “The New Switch,” Nintendo Says It “Doesn’t Matter” Because “You Nerds Are Gonna Buy It Anyway”
Nintendo finally said what they have been thinking for years. They called us a bunch of nerds. I am still gonna buy the new console though.

Peanut
Nov 8, 20242 min read
Report: Rhythm-Based Games Make 99% of Gamers Feel Bad About Their Ability to Actually Keep a Beat
Do you suck at Rhythm games? No? Well I do, and apparently a lot of other people do too.

Peanut
Nov 7, 20242 min read
Nintendo Confirms the Switch 2 Will Feature Backwards Compatibility—But Only for the Wii U
Nintendo really doesn't appreciate their customers, do they? Just the Wii U will be backwards compatible with the next Nintendo Switch.

Peanut
Nov 6, 20242 min read
Geoff Keighley Rumored to Announce GTA 6 as 2024 Game of the Year: "It Transcends Time and Space"
Geoff Keighley may be allowing greed to get the better of him. GTA 6 just might be announced as game of the year before it even comes out.

Peanut
Nov 5, 20242 min read
Miyazaki, Creator of Dark Souls, Suggests “Gitting Gud” to Developers Who Don’t Sell as Many Copies as He Does
Miyazaki's success may have ran to his head. He offers advice that is both condescending and simultaneously genius in its simplicity.

Peanut
Nov 4, 20242 min read
Suicide Squad Game Unveils New Character “Rake-O”—Literally Just a Rake, Just to See if Anyone’s Still Paying Attention
Rake-O has no business being in this game other than to see if anyone is even paying attention anymore. These devs just want to go home.
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