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The new Sonic movie almost featured something no one was ready for. A fully animated, fully graphic, 15- minute nude shower scene.

EA just can't help themselves. They can't let old habits die and release something good. This is the 40th time they've made this resolution.

Bioware returned to form with their latest game according to game Journalists. But not according to sales numbers. We wonder why?

Silent Hill 2 Remake came out this year but was missing one thing. Vagina legs apparently? We don't even know man..

Ubisoft+ sucks almost as much as their games. Santa Claus knows this and is planning on punishing all children with it instead of coal.

Finally, gamers dreams have come true! You'll soon be able to murder children in beautifully rendered 4k graphics.

PlayStation is looking to wow its fans with the impressive power of their "handheld" console that weighs slightly more than a PS5.

Hitman clearly isn't out of ideas yet as you can now use AI to place your bully as the next target of your skillful assassination.

We all have a friend that plays the same 2 games and thinks they know everything there is about games. Let's call him Brady. You suck Brady.

Sex sells. Or does it? No, it does, and it always will. The day we don't need words like "simp" will be the day that sex doesn't sell games.

Another year, another Game Awards, another string of Muppet bits awkwardly presented to us while Geoff lives out his childhood fantasy.

How much would you pay to finish the Final Fantasy 7 trilogy? Square Enix doesn't care, they are gonna make you pay it 36 times

The Last of Us Part 2 did a lot to show us what unrealistic body standards for a woman is. Part 3 is amping that up triple with The Rock.

WB seems to be out of bad ideas after Suicide Squad is ending content. Good thing they know exactly how to get even more!

Nintendo has finally given fans what they never asked for. A Soulslike Pikmin game that is relentlessly difficult.

Marvel Rivals has some serious competition. If NetEase can copy Overwatch's homework, then so can Overwatch copy Marvel Rival's homework.

Shrek is going to be added into Rainbow Six Siege. Honestly, It's not the stupidest thing Ubisoft has done recently.

Ubisoft genius is sometimes almost terrifying. They are developing games in the future with at least twice as many A's as other studios.

Fortnite was eventually going to run out of IP to put in their game. Now it is the Michelin man's turn to floss on 12 year old's.

Biggest flop of the year are among one of the many categories being considered to be added to this years Game Awards. Too many games suck...