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Smash Bros 6 Leaked Title: Smash Bros: Nobody’s First Pick—Said to Include Everyone Nobody Wanted
Smash Bros is known for it crazy inclusions. The next game leaked to go even further with that concept to a place no one wanted.
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Report: 83% of PC Gamers Have a 300 GB “Homework” Folder Somewhere on Their Computer
83% of PC gamers have a "homework" folder somewhere on their computers. The files inside are definitely not .docx by the way.
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Jan 233 min read
"7/10" To Be Officially ‘De-listed’ as a Review Score: It’s a “Cop-out” That Tells Consumers Nothing
Are you as sick of 7/10 reviews as we are? Finally this cowards-way-out score will be delisted forever!
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Jan 222 min read
Elon Musk Offers New Service Where X Interns Play Your Games for You
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President Trump Signs Executive Order to Make Female Video Game Characters Sexy Again
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